Same I’d do if he loses. Just with a heavier heart.

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I bet he does. That one didn’t go over so well.

I leave that part blank. Some people don’t deserve the best regards.

Are there no chemistry labs in the area? Even a high school with a shitty microscope would yield more information than this.

Tortilla chips, Haribo gummy bears, ice cream and TJ’s peanut butter pretzels are all staple junk food that I usually restock before I run out.

One of my favorite aspects of the Borderlands series (I played all of them single-player) is that they didn’t make me feel lonely.

The atmosphere is very lonely, but there’s always some radio chatter or cooky interaction that manages to lighten things.

I was going to give you the bad news, but apparently, Tesla didn’t build the Giga Train

Oh God. This is horrible news. So incredibly frustrating to hear.

I was initially surprised that anyone could disappear in New Zealand for that long. I always think of it as a small island, due to its proximity to the much larger Australia.

It’s not as small as I thought. It’s 268,021 km2 (103,483 sq mi), about the size of Colorado.

I’ve never had a dog that reacted to music at all.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

I’ve tried “downloading” albums for long flights, only to have them completely fail to play.

They regularly use them as a sound effect in murder mysteries.

Midsummer Murders, in particular, used the fox cry so often that I had to look up what the hell it was

GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

I’m not makin’ a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese sandwich!

I suppose the key is where the line is drawn between a flamethrower and a very large torch.

While I appreciate this, it would be really nice if they would just extend to all electronic devices.

Sometimes day-ta, but more often da-tuh, with the first a being pronounced like acrobat, the second as a schwa.

As an American, this scares me.

I try to share this site when national pole articles come out, because these are the only numbers that matter in our election. It doesn’t matter how blue California is if they rat-fuck the elections in the swing states.

https://www.270towin.com/

• To the nearest convenience store: 1.3km (small supermarket)
• To the nearest chain supermarket: 2.25km (Trader Joe’s)
• To the bus stop: 321m (busses 30 minutes apart)
• To the nearest (public) park: 1.1km
• To the nearest big supermarket: 2.89km (Safeway)
• To the nearest library: 1.3km
• To the nearest train station: 1.8km

Straight-line distance to Golden Gate Bridge: 11.6km