The hardons haven’t been colliding fast enough. Sorry boys, I don’t make the rules

I grew up in an evangelical house and I constantly get to wield the line: “I guess I took the wrong lessons” as my comeback to literally any political dispute and it is wonderful having the ability to actually quote the Bible when arguing with my child relatives

If you don’t care as much about the specific brand and want to shop deals I would look at laptop deal history on slickdeals and keep an eye on the posts there after nailing down what you think is a good sale price.

Lol teehee don’t we all just 💕💕💕💕 them?

I mean the guy who risks his life to delivery me food, not the fucking pigs

I don’t care.

The only way to know if I’m a chatbot is to see if I post political opinions that are different from yours

Setting up pihole or using a similar DNS based blockage of unwanted content is also really great. Some vpns will have this as an option which can make it easy. Doesn’t necessarily protect you from all malicious stuff but it is very effective on dealing with ads and whatnot. Plus dealing with all of that on mobile devices can range from impossible to very difficult