Just gonna leave this here

The 304-744-2253 number is for a equipment rental company in West Virginia USA now, in case anyone is wondering. The other number is disconnected and thus 0 hours a day 0 days a week.

I used to work at Blockbuster and there was this guy who worked with me who had a vendetta against Asylum. He was a manager and would tell everyone to warn people not to rent their movies and make sure they knew it wasn’t the movie they thought it was. At the time, their model was release the similar movie on DVD while the actual movie was still in theaters.

One day the dude comes in to work and he’s just furious. He had rented a movie called “30,000 Leagues Under the Sea” and when he got home his wife was like “Isn’t it ‘20,000 Leagues Under the Sea’?” He looked at the back and saw it was from Asylum. He said he couldn’t believe they had gotten him. After that he took them all the Asylum movies off the shelves and was like “NEVER AGAIN!” It was hilarious.

CANDLEJACK!

Alternatively, I can stay up until 3AM playing video games and doom scrolling and then be irritable all day as I slam coffee after coffee.

That person also had a small museum dedicated to them in Superior Wisconsin. I used to drive by it almost everyday and I always thought about how often stoners must have made a trip to “The Bong Museum” and ended up being greatly disappointed.

Also there are two major bridges that go from Duluth MN to Superior WI. One is known colloquially as the “High Bridge” (because it’s the highest) and one is the “Bong Bridge” which is named after the pilot and also is the bridge that lights up. I feel like this must have been on purpose.

I select that card every time I get the option, I’ve done so probably a dozen times, and it has NEVER worked. Either I’m cursed or it’s all a lie.

Me right now

Man no one I talk to has ever seen this movie. The last like 30 minutes are so crazy, I loved it.

https://youtu.be/ccaNQ7etlNw?feature=shared

I had no idea who this was so I went and looked on IMDB and she was in a show called “Designing Women” and one of the top rated episodes has this description:

Suzanne [Burke] attends her high school reunion, where people shun her because she weighs more than she did in high school.

Irony.

My parents watched the 6th Sense no less than 8 times from 1999 to 2008 and every time I was like “You know you’ve seen this movie before right?” and they would argue they hadn’t and then (Spoilers for a 25 year old movie I guess) when Bruce Willis is dead at the end it would blow their minds every single time.

I mean…

Isn’t that the guy from “The Worst Witch” and its timeless dance and song number?

https://youtu.be/K6089Z_NgPk?si=3sI36SVyu3MqGhZ_

Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.

When you lose your PP

I can’t believe this is so old that the ‘not too distant dystopian future’ was 6 years ago. I remember when this was new and now I feel old.

Not really a big fan of rogue likes but I’ll give it shot, being free and all.

According to google 214-748 is the start of real phone numbers in Dallas TX. Unfortunately when you call 214-748-3392 is says it’s been disconnected. This is probably for the best, because I didn’t really think through explaining to a person why I called them from 1000 miles away because their phone number was the number of turns someone was stuck in paralysis in a video game I’ve never played that I saw a screenshot of on the internet.