Dude genuinely thinks he needs to spread his DNA round because he believes he’s a divine being.

Pornhub as a monopoly??? Wow lmao. Someone never got creative with the search bar and it’s very apparent.

This is basically a modified Surron. Instead of a 60v system this ones 72v. Bigger battery by a little bit, motor may as well be the same as the Surron stock motor can pull 15kW max and this does 13.

I had so many girlfriends in this game I felt like such a king. Had maybe 8 so basically anytime I logged in. One time I was in the hot tub with one and then another logs in and teleports to me. She was all “who is this” and then my stomach dropped and I turned off my computer.

To be 11 again.

Roley poleys

Sigh. The tyranny of the majority.

This is unfortunate. More replacements will pop up though no matter what though so all is not lost :)

I was written up due to having tasteful stripes on my otherwise business casual shoes. Two stripes. I’m a non client facing computer monkey. Everything in the office is a weird game of house that everyone has just forgotten that they’re playing.

Locked apps! All the porn, and all the incriminating evidence of my affair. Thank u Tim Apple! Very cool.

If you work in an office job you will find that it’s all a scam. You must work very slow. Otherwise, you get rewarded with MORE WORK.

This is excellent. But I want some real innovation. Forget buttonless, I want screenless! I want no screen at all. I just want it to play random notes at different intervals to relay me information. Now that’s innovation.

This me. Bi guy and it took me like several decades to realize that. Was convinced all my life bi was not real

There are going to be so many more Trumps and Elons going forward. These sorts of personalities are heavily rewarded and celebrated by society

Google isn’t interested in good UX, so they prioritize the next “new” internally to their staff. This is the end result. It’s why I switched from Android (and I was pretty huge fanboy in my teens haha) to iOS. Apples got its own issues but the user experience end to end is leagues ahead. Phones don’t innovate anymore so in the end I just want a solid pocket computer with a great camera.

That’s absolutely fucking bonkers. I’m hoping that this didn’t cause you any lasting consequences at work.

Nielsen and Norman group know what’s up. I learned this at my first office job. Everyone thought I was a wizard hacker when I showed them inspect element. I got in trouble with my director who flagged IT Security when I showed my team lead an inspect element on some intranet page. I had changed a title to something else as a proposal and they had thought I had hacked their intranet and changed it myself. Triggered a whole security incident.

I thought everyone with a computer knew about this. I was wrong.

My friend worked for Ubisoft Montreal and you know how much they paid a senior game dev to work 80+ hour weeks? $56k CAD. Fuck them and fuck their games. Dude was worried about the cost to do his brakes because he already did groceries and they wanted everyone to start showing up to the office again to work.

A lot of people hear the app is dead and assume they no longer can tap to pay and just stop doing it altogether. My mom’s like that.

Best VR fighting/sword fighting game I’ve ever played. Haven’t touched it in a hot minute so excited to try out the full release.

My sex toy lives in Canada!