That first image and popular imagery in movies are starting to feel like a coordinated plot by the Egyptian tourist board to promote more mystique around these structures… a pyramid scheme, if you will

Oof ouch my panik

What is the 🅱️waning of life?

Same, but with the nervous laugh emoji 😅

Every time I do manage to get back into the dream, the story changes to something more boring.

It’s like exactly what happens when TV writers start forcing extra seasons of a show instead of just letting it end.

I’m waiting for the rage comic renaissance

They might laugh at me for wanting ketchup… too risky

Chad donkey is the worst

Methamphetabeans

🎵Then he waddled awayyy🎵

I make up songs in the shower, I do not sing when I shit