Ah, the gentle train, truly one of earth’s most fascinating creatures

Some people will do anything for money

God, I am so sick of these fox news links on my feed

AaaaAAAAAaaaAHHHhhhh the French

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Person: “Why should that make such a… difference?”

Bear: “Well, you see, you use different moves when you’re fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about… one.”

Girl: “And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.”

Cat: “WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why.”

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Levi, get down jairs this minute, juppers ready!!!

That soundtrack was unreal. One of my first CD purchases as a little dude – got it in the Columbia House 0.99 “deal” lol.

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“Jamie/Rosemary and ‘Lance’ got heavy especially during the last several months”

the shade

Lol, close but not quite what he said. Sorry if you were making a joke. The actual quote was “you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall.”

This is a sex thing, right? It’s always a sex thing

Good luck, Casey

 I’m aware that the english name was derived in the 18th century from The Cantus Region of Italian Cantalupo and generally assume it was traded into Europe from in the centuries prior, so I should be safe.

Ah, cantaloupe – the “packing peanuts” of any fruit salad

If you’ve been buying the tiny black round ones that come in a grinder, you may want to try the big red ones in the produce section

Spent my whole life in VA – can confirm this is us