I kept my name when I got married but I probably would have changed my name if I was her.

All I get recommended are craft and history videos.

I once watched a lady abandon her cart in the empty parking spot beside her. Then she got into her car and the cart rolled behind her car. She didn’t notice and backed right into it.

Somehow my children skipped this phase

I heard you need to file every year even if you’ve never lived in the US.

There are so few kids out trick or treating these days that it’s really not that expensive to do this now, too. I will never get tired of hearing excited kids say “THIS HOUSE HAS BIG BARS!!”

What the fuck

Answers for little kids don’t need to get too detailed and complicated. They’ll develop nuance as they get older. Air feels and sounds like wind, though

Some things are pretend, like unicorns. Reality is all the real things you can see, touch, smell, hear, and taste.

Is it just me who cannot read these things at all? It’s just word salad.

Instrument

Personally I like it, but I am well aware that I have tacky taste.

As we used to say when I was a little kid: “Zero the hero, first the worst.”

I remember when Michael Jackson died. Can I be old now too?

My personal conspiracy is that the American government refuses to actually do anything about school shootings because they want you guys to stop sending your kids to public school.

There are different kinds of pollinators. Some bees are what is called buzz pollinators, and they are the best pollinators for a whole bunch of different plants. These bees are struggling, partially because we have too many honey bees who are out-competing them.

I was wondering how much these guys pay for this. We should sell bumper stickers, too. Conspiracy guys love stickers.

Idk looks good to me

I just say no and shut the door. I don’t say it rudely but I also don’t wait for a response. It’s really not that hard?

Personally it makes no difference. This wouldn’t happen if you guys had sane gun laws like the rest of us.