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Cake day: September 20th, 2023

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  • “so how have you been” as they walk into the room, and don’t bother waiting for an answer before asking why you’re bothering them here today.

    There’s your emotional assessment. That’ll be $40.

    Honestly if I saw this on my bill if be calling my doctor directly to ask what the actual fuck this bullshit is.





  • SARGEx117@lemmy.worldtoaww@lemmy.worldMajestic
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    11 months ago

    The petco groomer decided to shave my dogs’ entire ass because he “didn’t want to brush out butt tangles today”, his exact words when we went to collect our dog.

    He’s a great Pyrenees Collie mix.

    His hair went from long and silky with an undercoat, to frizzy, thick, unmanageable mess that has to be brushed twice a day to prevent mats.

    Congrats bitch, now my dog will never have his hair be normal again because you didn’t want to do your job right.