Knowing companies like Twitter they probably had some Minority Report style psychological profile on you from their intrusive data collection and predicted you were there to troll.

“Jez, can you tell me, as a mate, someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?”

It was Coldplay.

Yep, way more. Much to the detriment of my work.

Excellent, thanks.

Great, thanks. I’ve just activated biometrics.

I’m trying out Bitwarden after moving to a Sony phone (my Samsungs came with their inbuilt password manager) however it keeps asking for a master password all the time. Is that normal?

Finger drum

I’ve seen this more times than my own family

Yuck.

Bring on Boost for Lemmy

I had one of these earlier today which included a horse. Due to the horse meat scandal in the UK I have most likely unwittingly eaten many horses.

Really hope this takes off and remains open and non-commercial.

Fantastic news. This’ll really scratch the itch.