The dude that killed all those dogs?

I see… What cabinet position will he now be nominated for?

Undersecretary of CRT

Oh, I’m sorry… Do you work to populate your own planet filled with your dead family in the afterlife while wearing special underpants and being afraid of soda… only during business hours?

Smash cut to Rambo over here in an actual perceived thread, tripping over his footie pajamas in the dark and shooting himself in the dick with the first bullet and his neighbor in the face with second. Then reveals that the “gang of migrants” “breaking in” was actually just mormon kids knocking on your door to tell you about home pest control service they are also selling on their iPads.

You secured the perimeter, dipshit.

“Ouch, my balls!”

Sorry, couldn’t hear you over the sound of the boiling water in this pot

And that, your statement, is russia’s actual victory prior to trump even being sworn in.

They will be only for criminals… And to draft he’ll classify anyone with skin darker than a certain tone as an “illegal” committing cringe by living in this country, then they’ll go on to trans people, then gay people, then “anteefahs!” And so on… there’s a whole poem about it and everything.

Some, with faces made of leopard food, considered the slight possibility of maybe one day starting to consider regretting enthusiastic vote for their own faces to be served as main course at leopard dinner…

And when/how would you know it was time to do this thing you’re ready to do?

I’m sure the secret service is absolutely thrilled complicit with his horseshit

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The fact that will even entertain this and other anti-scientific consensus bullshit in the conversation is the poison in the well.

“This is Joe Brandon’s fault, and trump will fix it. I’m an idiot!”

• an idiot

I might get flagged for spamming this same response everywhere, but snow cone backwards all day, Alex.

A foam is just another texture of a sauce as a garnish, and typically not the main sauce. It’s not as “why was that even food” as people put on. It’s just an easy scapegoat for something different.

Cotton candy is air fluff that melts instantly on your tongue and leaves a bubblegum or artificial cherry taste behind. A foam is a similar thing, just with basil or truffle to compliment a piece of lamb sauced with its jus.

It’s just lazy commentary.

[Still gurgled from underwater, even while surrounded by the floating water bloated corpses of their neighbors, who weren’t able to get homeowner’s insurance for the prior 20 years] “let’s go Brandon!”*

Remember, those CEOs are also all trump sycophant idiots. They’ll artificially lower costs further, to sell the lie, trump admin will make up the difference, and then some, on “lost” profits in tax breaks for the rich. Then, once he can take credit, they’ll start to raise again, blame China or another country for rising prices as they climb back up and surpass current.

That will be the paper plan though, in reality, he’ll lose his focus and just say it out loud halfway through.

A meaningful number of people globally want “revenge” on COVID. They are impotently raging along with the nearest angry person they can attach to. They don’t understand their feelings but they feel generally cheated. Many real issues layered on to, but that’s the motivating foundation.

They also are failed adults that just want a “daddy” to feel like he will make things better or “beat up” problems on their behalf (or more likely just make them feel like that’s happening, regardless of reality).

I don’t think this is trying to teach tens of millions, I think this is a scaled equivalent of me just standing in my kitchen, looking around and saying to nobody, “God damnit… What the fuck!” Before I take a moment to figure out what’s next.

It’s very human. Many had a lot invested in the idea of a better future, that this all might be salvageable. Takes a minute to reckon with the reality here. We’re going to have to replace presidential debates with slap fights and primaries with Jello wrestling. For someone relatively younger with a family that they pictured hopefully supporting to grow to be good people doing good things in the world, just sucks to realize the “support” now means we need to start slapping them in the face as early as possible so that they have the most red and calloused cheeks possible to survive in the world we selfishly forced them into.

Raising someone to be decent today feels like he would be as valuable as raising them to be the best VCR repair person in 2024. You have a severely limited and likely permanently outdated skill set. You might be able to enter a few small rooms where your talent is appreciated and useful, but more often than not you’ll walk around in a broader humanity that has no use for you or those like you.