It is no choice between someone who disappoints me in their responses on this issue, and someone who openly wonders if sending a nuclear warhead into a hurricane a couple hundred miles offshore will lead to a positive result. And of course that was with where his mental state was at over 4 years ago.

This guy, what a Lerd.

“Government doesn’t work! Vote for me and I’ll show you just how poorly it can be run!”

I wish that Bernie was my real dad.

Insane, but modern technology makes it much more feasible today than ever before.

I might have to take you up on that code. I’m currently on Torchr, and it’s… not great.

This comment has made my day worse.

He won’t spend a day in prison. I don’t believe it will happen. Even if he gets sentenced, he’ll just drop dead before setting foot in a cell.

Don’t forget they have to decide whether they hate Bud, Miller, or Coors Light this week.

Honestly surprised that people will have to be caught in fireable offenses during downsizing.

Yeah you really only have to get very good at parsing through the subtleties of dinner invitations.

Out of pocket has an alternate meaning of someone doing something out of line or wildly inappropriate.

Unless they fall into the industrial equipment, then you absolutely cannot take the children out of the jam factory.

I know they’re going for an iPhone vibe, but the “camera” setup gives me much more galaxy S21-22.

Honestly? Interesting tactic. Look so ridiculous that everyone at the airport is too embarrassed to ask if that’s a half kilo of coke under a toupee.

At 14, I looked back on 10 year old me and thought “wow what an idiot I was.”

At 18, I looked back on 14 year old me and thought “wow what an idiot I was.”

At 22, I started noticing a pattern.

Wow I haven’t thought about grooveshark in years…

As a server, southerners stare at me in wide eyed awe when I pour a disgusting amount of simple syrup into a glass of iced tea.