Spooner

SHUT IT!

“Ah, Tyrone. You silly fat bastard.”

Brother, let me try and help you out.

Next time you’re in the supermarket stocking up on frozen pizzas, get your self a packet of grated pizza cheese, and some extra sliced ham, and / or fresh peppers. Pile on the extra cheese, ham, and slice up the peppers if you decided on those, put it in the oven as usual, but for a few minutes extra.

The overdose of cheese, and extra flavours will have you feeling a lot better!

I get this all the time in Switzerland, with just about every online portal / service.

It’s pot-luck if I actually can get something in ENGLISH that the UI is set to.

SAMSUNG - Always in German Microsoft - Always in German EA - Always in French UBI - Always in French Netflix - Getting better, but most of the older content only has German subs / localisation.

Geolocalisation needs to fuck off, just as these corporate tosspots need to.

Oh for sure, if we didn’t have Powershell, I really would be crying,!

Deploy reg fixes to 100s of machines? Check. Check hotfix install status? Check. Audit local admin group members? Check.

Even our PE build environment is all run off a Posh script.

As a Windows Infrastructure admin, I love this one… and some of the responses. Perfect.

/crys in PowerShell

Hang on, i’m still using the Information-Superhighway? What do we call that now?

My GOD! It’s (not) full of ads!!