I don’t care what people say, the most important historical event in my lifetime was the discovery and release of the lost Steely Dan tape containing The Second Arrangement
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Me when I am given sentience without my prior consent and must live with constant IBS, fibromyalgia, and TMJ pain
3·21 days agoA bolt of lightning striking him in front of a church with many cameras present
211·29 days ago85% of the time, it works every time
Obviously the knights turned the horses into glue but it didn’t work
Let us not forget trendmongers
You lost me at “According to Kanye”
The phrasing of “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died” implies that just a nibble of his brain was so toxic that it caused the parasitic worm to die. Hopefully RFK Jr. gets proper treatment and any lasting effects are healed. With a presidential race where the candidates’ mental faculties are such a point of contention, it seems like RFK Jr. will avoid much of the armchair doctors’ criticism despite his affliction because he’s not either of the two main candidates.
91·2 months agoJust wait until you hear about stuffed crust
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6·2 months agoHmmm… Lost a planet Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing.
Planet x
It’s like … mythology or something, and the planet(oid) being anthropomorphized.
I mean, the planet(oid)s are named after gods.
The personification of its classification is probably related to the exclusivity of the title and “bigger is better” mentality. Since every life form has a taxonomy for domain to species, there’s not really an exclusivity to each echelon. I don’t imagine anybody really thinks like this meme below, for example:
Where is the Alaskan Bull Worm?
Steely Dan also mention it in “Any Major Dude Will Tell You”
222·2 months ago1 mile ≈ 528 halves of a giraffe
That’s the high IQ Wojak’s reasoning