10/10, would choke on my tea again

Communicator includes mail, navigator and composer.

Pff, shoulda just used netscape communicator

I’ve had a couple of arsehats try this on me.

Unfortunately i grew up in a much nastier neighborhood than they did and have a tendency towards violence i have no problems advertising

He’s put a fucking fox news anchor as defense secretary i think it’s safe to say we are not in sane and reasonable land.

How else do you get people on your shitty crypto pyramid scheme

You know my body, my choice?

Yeah. This is a crowing threat in the face of a second trump presidency

I’d believe it, ostriches are furries

Legit nelson muntz’d

Jesus christ dude, let it go.

You know why tipping is a thing in the US, and as I clearly stated, I don’t live in a tipping country

And i wasn’t talking about logistics customers. I was very clearly talking about the restaurant customer, whom the waiter deals with.

Managers mostly placate and throw their waitstaff under the bus.

And no, logistics companies do not deal with the restaurant patron, the fuck are you on

Ayup. I live in a non-tipping country, but in the US, well…

• the farmer doesn’t deal with the customer
• the logistics company doesn’t deal with the customer
• the inspector doesn’t deal with the customer
• the manager doesn’t deal with the customer
• the cook doesn’t deal with the customer

It’s an arsehole tax

How would a human centipede wear pants?

Nah we good. laughed my arse off.

No one stares like those lil’ fuckers

Someone who has to push others down to raise themselves up has no power at all

And i’ll sneak into people’s places at night and wreck up the joint!

Musk believes in it, but has no interest in ameliorating it. His plan is ‘find a new planet’

“In a move straight out of lysistrata, an ancient greek comedy where women withold sexual favours to stop a war”

I literally read that shit as part of a three month subject in year nine

Hardy har har