This is why you never do it. Just too big a risk.

Isn’t it more work done over a day? One horse is able to maintain the work done by a one horsepower machine because the machine can work all day without tiring?

Three birds with one stone is pretty good. Feed poor worker, screw corpos, fuck over exwife.

I think we all grew up with one or two non-verbal, watched at all times, screaming in the halls kid in our school. What the fuck would you want to call a kid like that? They don’t know or care what you call them. That’s what comes to mind for me when special needs is mentioned. Not autistic, or ADHD. Full blown mental retardation.

As is tradition.

Being 4chan my assumption was they were suspecting feds.

Or it fell out of their pocket before they left the house and they didn’t realize so they thought it was stolen. This would really get a conspiracy brain.

Pretty common meme to call furries degenerates.

OP’s take is above grade.

That’s only what OP thinks happened. In reality his house was getting broken into and they saw his Buffalo Bill ass and turned around.

Life isn’t like a movie. A movie has the liberty of making things black and white or easily understood. Real life is full of shades of gray and history, which shapes beliefs and opinions.

THE quintessential Far Side comic.

You take shit too seriously.

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OP has the right goals, but having a kid doesn’t automatically change your life. Took the dude 9 months to start looking for a job? Yeah. Something tells me nothing is going to change.

Lots of terrible mothers that thought just having a kid would change their life.

I think the OP was stating the opposite when he called his absentee father a fag.

Truly idiots live among us. I don’t think it was the choice of car that caused the accident but what he lacked in his skull.

Only an issue of a toddler literally sneaks in front of you when you’re stopped. Not an issue while driving and almost completely out of the realm of possibility in every day driving.

Who the fuck gave the cops the authority to shut people’s utilities off? I can maybe understand if they meant to say the cops supervised the utility worker.

No. I’m just not a mind reader.