But then their fries are freaking disgusting.

We’ll just have to pee out of our butts like girls do.

Opium

You have to work and pay rent in prison.

No, they’re doing it for themselves. The US is just a beneficiary of their efforts.

He hasn’t been found guilty of anything yet.

He hasn’t been found guilty of anything yet.

It’s shaped like the 1980s Dust Buster.

You know what is even cheaper? Not adding all of that shit to it.

In China they’re more like $1000

Watch what happens when people eventually discover what completely flat panels of sheet metal do in heavy wind.

There is literally a reason why no other auto manufacturer uses flat body panels on cars.

Once you have enough money you can make even more by betting against others’ success.

The advertisers are leaving Twixxer, but don’t worry, Elon, the Jews probably won’t replace them.

McDonald’s probably does care, but their minimum wage employees don’t.

I’ll believe it when I see it. (I won’t)

LIB!

Everybody knows you’re supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.

It’s designed to be controlled with only one hand.

She sees things that other people don’t see.

Like Jess Bezos’ penis.

Imagine being born looking white. It happened to me once.