TrenchcoatFullOfBats

“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”

“That’s the display department.”

“With a flashlight.”

“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”

“So had the stairs.”

“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”

“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard."

That’s not a very efficient way to clean a hammer

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Clearly Todd Hernández has been watching a group of children at a slumber party, and the first thing he says when they wake is “Oh good, you’re despierto,” followed by the words above.

It’s in there:

Tubesync has you covered

Make it a toggle switch under a cool red cover and I’m in

I heard that he wanted to get Officer Thomson and his lamp on the case, but the request form was incomplete.

Hiphopopotamus knows what’s up

Does “mane charring” via “excessive friction” on Fluttershy count? Asking for a friend.

“Fine” being (arguably) marginally better than attempting to decipher a scrambled cable channel that could be either the softcore channel or a travel documentary - either way, you’re looking at something that rhymes with “complicating crank”.

Or beinost. Requires the rare Bjørklund beinehøvel though.

And always drink Bailey’s from a shoe

“Would you kindly vote against your interests?”

Underwater land

I like to imagine that your Limewire Weird Al fan pulled up their hoodie and said “I’m in”, as accordion music played hauntingly in the background

Chemical problems require chemical solutions

Describe your code to ChatGPT 3.5, let it recreate what it thinks your code does and then paste it as a question on Stack Overflow

Its pretty apt

I see what you did there

Love you, AutoTL;DR, but your summary makes it seem as though the “Plan B” for getting aid money to Ukraine is to give Orban more money. This is not the case - the article refers to two different pieces of legislation, the first being getting aid money to Ukraine and the second being starting the process of Ukraine joining the EU, both of which Orban/Hungary opposes.

From the article re: aid to Ukraine:

If Budapest does wield its veto, two EU officials said the bloc had a way to get around it by asking each of the other EU governments to set up their own aid package with Kyiv. All together, the bilateral pacts would come to as much.

“Hungary risks overstretching its luck. We’d prefer to have them on board but there comes a point when people get fed up with Budapest holding everyone hostage. The workaround is tiresome but we have it if need be,” one EU official said.

A second EU official, who also spoke on condition of anonymity, agreed. “The issue of money for Ukraine will be solved one way or another, Kyiv will get EU support,” the official said.