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I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.
I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.
When your living room is your bedroom and kitchen because you can only afford one room
“Ay girl, can I call you potato salad? Cause you look cold and unappetizing.”
Ransomware of the future - endless nerve pain until you pay up fucko.
Intense burning and stabbing from every single nerve at the press of a key.
🎶 On the toilet bowl, make it full, from my ass hole 🎶
I can’t stop reading embassy as embussy. Send help.
Seems like a good time to edit all of my posts to be illegible nonsense rather than delete everything in order to add a little fuckiness to anything their AI scrapes.
Looks like someone loaded the first level of Half-Life 2 in GMod.
“Let me play among the… uh… holes punched in the ceiling.”
I’m a little late here, but I have to wear active noise cancelling headphones to bed since my upstairs neighbor is a troglodyte. A firm pillow with a hole in the middle has saved me - along with plenty of disinfectant spray.
I’m glad she’s still able to make content, though I do miss the relaxed natural voice.
“I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass” rule
No, but they did state: “The survey was conducted on December 8 with a sample size of 1,500 people living in the U.S.”
Sooooo, it essentially means fuck all.
Google-fu tells me it’s by ハマチャンA
Or, hamachanA
I could also be wrong - too lazy to dig deeper right now.
Cook it and you’ll get a fucky dish.
Account settings, uncheck show NSFW content?
Who’s ready for Dutch Oven vs Mixtape? 🔥
Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?