I always found it funny how writers portray themselves as upper middle class in New York living in in apartment only the top 1% of writers can afford when the reality is the opposite.

The book of revelation talks about a flock mislead. That gods followers will be mislead by a false prophet.

Checks group, wait this isn’t The Oniion?

British woman, very large breasts, brunette in a makeshift studio early to meet d 2000s video. Gives head to two guys and has intercourse with one later on. It existed just before the gonzo porn(bang bus) boom. Had it on a hard drive that died and have never been able to find it. Don’t even know the name of the actress

Plus said corporations pay I mean lobby for them…

I do

They are responsible for protecting and serving the US constitution at all costs…

The boss has spoken!

I can’t try again because I can’t exit out …

I hear Elon is going to start a colony on Mars, they should go and demonstrate how wrong we were

I’m beginning to the the 2nd attempt on his life was staged too.

Surprised this is not the onion for once…

Wait people still watch CNN

Kyles mom has finally been dethroned

Mr grab em by the pussy will be your protector…riiiiight

Wait, are the snowflakes still crying over this years later?

My real juglists know!

Never play chess with a pigeon, they shit on the board and knock ove randomr pieces claiming they won…

Why not run veeam community edition?

Alternatively there are several backup solutions that are free for personal use that can image your machine on an automated basis.

For now …