And this is why Lemmy sucks.

Mods have a stick up their asses even further than Reddit mods do.

The apply rules in a petty zero-tolerance way.

Here’s my take

I had to look it up.

It’s like an evaluation or restrospective analysis that you do after an IT incident has taken place, like all company servers being down for hours.

So I guess the joke here is that the guy has lost almost all his hair due to the stress of the incident.

Spanish would never pull this BS on you.

I’m amazed when companies can’t simply afford 100% remote work. IT’S FREE!

I sent you a Lorne pick, why are you not responding?

Nah, but that tube is a little lowered, enough to make a difference.

They’ve spent it all on patriotism

Imagine if hospitals used this logic with patients…

I will just leave these here:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dustman

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/duplicate-tabs-closer

Ah, it’s green(ish) again

The app will probably get false positives anyway.

Half a year ago someone posted this image on Lemmy. I jokingly commented “Let’s commit self-deletions” (verbatim)

Well, comment removed with the reason “Encouraging suicide”. Yeah, that’s how far up their asses some mods have a stick. And probably some shit-ass users who may have reported the comment.

And I can assure you I fist-hand relate to what I joked about.

I once converted the PDF menu to images and uploaded the images to Google Maps.

A dick being a dick

I’ve been to the UK and I found out this stereotype/meme is kinda true…

Some foods are a little bland.

They are currently investigating the issue.

So Windows 11 has a built-in keylogger!

There may be some exceptions, but not usually.

Usually, it doesn’t.