What marketing genius uses a mouse upside down.

there’s a chance they’d survive.

They’ll probably shoot themselves in the back five times while falling from the ground floor window.

Good to know

What? I need syncthing-android, where is it going?

Yes, i though this, too, but usually companies address this by issueing vouchers that can be only be used for certain businesses or products. This makes sure, the expense shows up as food on the invoice. Nobody cares if employees find a loophole to buy non-food. The company issued food vouchers. That will do.

“Is this the work of an enemy sabotage and reconnaissance group posing as military builders? Or is it the work of some alternatively gifted characters, portraying the frantic activity of constructing defensive structures in a strategic direction”

Poetry.

And shit-ass is what you have to deal with when babies become teenagers?

Eine rechtsextreme Organisationen löst sich auf nachdem Rechtsextreme fast die stärkste Fraktion im Landtag stellen. Mission accomplished?

And poop butt is good? This poop-butt device mows the lawn in seconds. ???

Everytime you are in a meeting that could have been an email, remember that there are police raids that could be solved by looking at Google maps for 30sec.

You are assuming the Sheriff acted totally normal just before abusing their power.

Thanks

And that is with shit rail infrastructure. Guess what would happen if we’d actually invest in rails?

Edit: Removed comma

Like Netanyahu’s politics?

Nazis

Dann respektiviere mich halt, Du Honk!

ENDLICH!

Anschluss?

Dell, the company known for their onsite sales.

Sure, if they had a website or something, they could work remotely, but someone needs to be present when customers flock in.

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