How is this NOT the Onion?

“Iranians don’t take a dump without a plan”

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Qatar’s ghost flights – an open secret within the aviation sector – are “taking the piss” out of Australia’s strict aviation laws, industry sources say, and are occurring despite the Albanese government rejecting the airline’s formal request to increase flights out of concern the extra capacity would go against Australia’s “national interest”.

Honestly, I don’t blame Qatar Airways. Good on them for getting around this protectionist nonsense policy.

Air travel is already quite expense and carbon heavy. Actively blocking routes makes the system less efficient, expensive, and will emit more carbon. Isn’t that also against Australia’s “national interest”?

When the guy who made the AI hype wants us back in the crypto hype…

It’s complicated: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=egEraZP9yXQ&pp=ygUMdnN1YWNlIGhvbGVz

Not a bad way to go.

Real human bean

I don’t care if its scary, I wish that was me.

This is the top post on the shitpost Lemmy:

https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364

Yet another original meme by Lemmy.

You know if there were real photos of politicians cheating, they can now say its all fake AI photos and move on. We may not even notice.

And honestly after Trump, who cares about cheating politicians anyway?

The world needs him more than ever today. RIP 😢