Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don’t?

I’m going to invent a phone that instead of autocorrect, it just blows off a finger when you misspell a word. You’ll learn your lesson real quick.

It feels like the internet is on fire but the firemen hooked their hoses into a gas pump

What episode is that?

I’d dip my breadstick in that.

How does this agenda look?

7:00 Wake up

8:00 Be bisexual

9:00 Eat hot chip

10:00 Lie

Remember when Gary Johnson argued that climate change wasn’t a big deal because the sun would become a red giant in a few billion years anyway?

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I’m not going to claim I know what’s happening, but I like the self-DDoSing explanation because it’s even funnier

I’ve done some weird stuff like making the volume wheel on the keyboard scroll or perform other functions, and it came in pretty handy in text editors or browsers, but less handy when you want to turn the volume down. Any time you have some weird idea like that, there’s usually a pretty feasible way to make it work.

Customizing your system to the point that no one else can use it?

And my axe!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

K

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ce n’est pas un chat

Cat: did you know that only 50% of people can fold their tongue like this?

Me: I didn’t know you could talk.

It’s a twofer. You’re also pressing F to say fuck you u/spez

I gave it a 1 star review. I’m doing my part o7

Woo

I was also lurking without an account as I was waiting to see if reddit would get cold feet about pulling the plug (not that I had any real hope).

For me it’s the principle of the thing. I don’t want to support a business that conducts itself that way.