I would rather use gentoo on my gaming rig than fuck around with DLLs for even a second

sitting on the couch with their dicks in their hands is “hard work” for them

Uh, I think you mean “meditation” and “mindfulness”

I keep trying to tell people the pull out method is not 100% effective.

Yeah, stuff grows in shit

What are you doing steppe nomad?

Or they could just bang each other. In fact I’m kind of alarmed at how decidedly unmixed people still are in whatever year it is supposed to be

you are the gabagool

I feel seen

Not a scientist, but I think the BFD is that it’s 30k years old from a completely extinct branch of animals (unlike mammoths which are closely related to modern elephants) and the thing they found was a frozen tundra mummy not a fossil so it has soft tissue and stuff unlike other extinct animals we typically observe via fossils like dinosaurs

Terrarium, not a petri dish

I thought that for a minute too but I figured the way where trump gets paid is more likely

Nah just has the one eye

He’s going to acquire truth social and merge it in. I would put doge coin on it, but not actual money

A garage

Thanks Satan

Ben and Jerry’s shuts down: says america no longer deserves ice cream.

Mastodon

Yeah it really shouldn’t take actual fascism to get people off predatory social media but here we are

She should mail the clot to her state senator

We were teenagers under dubya and the iraq war. Depending on how much the country swings into actual fascism this time, gen alpha might wind up standing for general anarchism

I really wish they’d stop putting me on blast like that