Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

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The real question is how he still got 40% of the vote.

I truly believe the only reason he didn’t get elected is that he did all that weird shit while being a Black man.

Technically, he froze to death.

First: Diana Prince

Best: Leslie Knope

Per the article, takes 15 years of adverse possession to claim squatter’s rights in KY. Order that got homeowner kicked out was a protective order that stemmed from a physical altercation between the “squatter” and one of the homeowner’s roommates.

Twitter was a turd. X is a turd marinaded in diarrhea sauce.

The downvotes are because your “solution” is not based in the reality that the rest of us live in.

Wouldn’t that leave J.D. as the president? Not a better outcome. Maybe even slightly worse.

At least there’s an elevator. It could be a walk-up.

I have a Mazda lease that’s ending in December and looked really hard at the EX30. The delays in Volvo actually getting the car to the U.S. have been disappointing. Now, with the good things I’ve been hearing about the Equinox, I’m leaning towards the Chevy, which is something I never thought I’d say.

I wiped with a CD instead.

This is assuming that each inmate who threatened to kill him did so only once.

He lied through his teeth about whether he was in No Way Home. I’ll believe him when the SM4 credits have finished rolling.

I usually use a wormhole to jump 10 days ahead, but it only appears if I align candles in the shape of a dickbutt.

the-numbers.com has it at $50m

Based on a ratio of box office to production budget, Borderlands is still the biggest bomb hands down.

“…in excess of $50k.” This language is defined by the Florida Wrongful Death statute and means at least $50,001 but can be much more.

When I served on a jury, the judge had us leave the courtroom multiple times. Once the trial was over, the judge told us what was being discussed when we left the room, and the reason the information had been excluded from testimony during the trial.

Had the DA tried to introduce this information while the jury was in the room it probably would have made it more difficult for us to come to the same verdict. I imagine that if the DA tried to do this often enough, it could lead to a mistrial and possible disciplinary action.

Max has always been in the library.