Wikipedia says the position of umpire is “analogous to that of a referee in many other sports.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umpire_(baseball)

Reminds of the “walkers” in Battletoads

Reminds me of the fable of the scorpion and the frog.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

…that’s not funny…there’s nothing funny about that.

For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.

I watch a streamer who mastered speed running dozens of NES games. He says Battletoads was the hardest game to learn. Just getting through the game, not even pushing for a fast time, was extremely challenging. Much harder than TMNT 1 or Ninja Gaiden.

Nice doggie!

There’s a Wikipedia page about him:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanford_Wallace

Dumb and Dumber. There’s definitely an air tag in that luggage now.

Reminds me of No County for Old Men (2007).

I was not aware of PrEP. Good to know!

Yup! Just last week it was revealed that they would be doing their adaptive suspension that way: https://www.motortrend.com/news/bmw-adaptive-suspension-connected-drive-subscription/

Years ago, I used an extension called Tree Style Tab. It’s better than just vertically displaying tabs. New tabs open as children, and you can collapse branches, so things stay organized when you have a ton of tabs.

Reminds me of when Facebook wanted people to send them their nudes to prevent their nudes from being spread. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/nov/07/facebook-revenge-porn-nude-photos

Lol, reading this reminds me of a Jack In The Box commercial from the mid 2000s: https://youtu.be/3ZdT9MkyG7I

It could be a joke that’s been around forever, but I know it from The Simpsons: https://youtu.be/4GzMizVAl-0

Speaking of palindromes, fun fact: “()()” is NOT a palindrome, but “())(” is.

The first one is like ABAB, the second is like ABBA.

I looked into litter box robots and decided to try a low-tech solution first. I got an Arm & Hammer sifting litter box for under $20.

Basically, you dump the whole litter box into an equal sized sifter, then lift the sifter and give it a little shake, then dump the waste.

I can completely clean each litter box in 10-15 seconds. It’s not fully automatic, but I have no need for a robot anymore.

In headlines, slam just means “to heavily criticize”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headline#Commonly_used_short_words

Lol, Roger did exactly this in American Dad! (S02E15, “Four Little Words”)

Yes, but you need Windows Professional to act as a server. Windows Home editions can only act as a client.