I use sphinx myself, or “hamburgavons.”

Designers use these sometimes when designing, modifying, or setting type. I always use the sphinx one bc it’s metal.

Thelonious Monk, famous jazz pianist, actually wrote a book on this. We tried to get our cat to do it but alas, too dumb (sorry Herbert).

Usually by my third edit I’m ready to send. Of course, by then I’ve begun to question if anyone is interested in my option anyway and why am I sending this email? They probably know all this already and I’m too stupid to have realized it.

A lot of people use handbrake, or a combo makemkv and handbrake.

I thought roasting implied directional heat?

“You plug ‘em, we plant ‘em!”

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.

Basically at any given moment, any from a random assortment of Simpsons quotes. Right now it’s “but when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?”

About the time Saruman abandoned reason for madness.