On one end, yeah.

I’d be more afraid to meet the bear in the forest than in the woman because if the bear is able to fit inside a woman, it is likely to be on the smaller side.

Turns out the A in AD&D stood for “Appalachian”.

…the St. Peter part is made up…

Which stands in stark lack of contrast with the rest of the bible.

And it’d go from TikTok to LiveLeak with one loud noise.

Which would be a poor but not completely unreasonable way to describe what happens when you squish a clump to split it into individual grains so the oil can cook it evenly instead of making an oily white rice ball that has a fried outer surface.

I’ll assume they’re talking about breaking up clumps instead of the thing a serial killer would do and then just phrased it poorly.

I see what you’re saying, Star Trek just has too many redeeming qualities that could have made Scientology cool if they’d become StarTrekology instead.

Star Trek

… if you bought your Star Trek from a version of Wish that was also bought from Wish. Knock-offs all the way down.

His application to join the ATF is looking pretty strong though.

Wouldn’t say a word but with a little cheese and time, she’ll wish I was speaking with my mouth. Hopefully the collateral damage will understand that they suffer for a noble cause.

Must be cold, give it a blanket.

The issue was not that he was eating it, it was how he was eating it.

In addition to the 10,000 they already sent?

Would also accept a series of comic panels from a training montage where Answer learns to fight so it can defend itself.

We are still ascending on the roller coaster of bullshit and the drop is going to suck.

I think you’re safe, you’re obviously not a banana.

Sounds a little like Resident Alien (if you omit the bananas and Sweden).

Belgrade has a bunch of Russians who suddenly had somewhere else to be a couple Februaries ago.