BIFF

Okay, I won’t.

if you’re comfortable lying under 1,100kg.

I’ve sat under much more than that, but I was in a vehicle moving through a tunnel. The seats were comfortable enough.

Is this… Loss?

Whoa… (blushes)

OP just casually taking us to the brink like that. Good on them.

Better check your punctionary, you just said you plan open a time-frosted radio pipe with a kiwi-flavored stock market.

…or maybe you intended to say that.

Yep. All because Bart tried to resurrect Snowball I.

To be fair, a civic del sol is a step away from being a mountain bike with extra wheels and doors, so I recommend that it be exempted from the “heavy machinery” category.

John.

…

Smith.

Had me up until the last sentence, then faith restored.

If you think that’ll be awesome, wait till words are reduced to punctuation marks, and none of them mean what we’d expect.

types wolfram alpha (I presume) finds the solution in less than 20 seconds

OP’s referring to the days before live text was a thing. Now you can just point your camera at a Jackson Pollock and get the solution to the square root of aleph null divided by Rayo’s number as quickly as it takes to open the app.