A coworkers kid is working there (Seattle area). Word is they want the pension package back.

I was gunna say, was the choice to go there before or after? Does he have a history of head trauma? Lololol

Oh shit, sadam is that you?

Gunna need some dry ice for that burn, my god

Obligatory fuck Trump

Haters will say it’s because of the election coming up

Just this one?

You haven’t heard of the kilomile? How about the centiinch or maybe the miligallon

Trump got that post nut clarity and realized he slept with Billy the puppet from saw lolol

He’s such a good Christian man, doesn’t cheat on his wife or do weird shit with his kid either 😍

Too bad those columbine shitfucks started this trend. I wonder if we’d have this problem if that never happened. It was probably only a matter of time. Anyways, fuck this reality, more pointless deaths because ‘muh guns’.

… who had sex with the ice cream machine!?

I mean, the only AAAA game, as called by Ubisofts CEO, was complete dogshit. So technically all AAAA games are bad :)

Official acts, baby! Just wait, maybe we get a monopoly scam like the McDonalds one if he wins the presidency :)

Rules for thee, not for the oligarchs.

All this just reinforces how much of a cult MAGA is. He could say some outrageous shit like he was going to sacrifice his followers first born when he gets in office and I swear 95% of them would be like “oh cool”.

The whole thing is wild. I grew up in a Christian family… which republicans claim to be. If I did a tenth of what this dickhead does I’d get disowned so fast. His whole base thinks his shit don’t stink.

Oh shit that’s cool, maybe the US should send them another billion for creative thinking. Disgusting.

Just think, if the company arbitrates, the family might get a free parking voucher to a Disney land they live nowhere near!

Holy fuck I hope this suggestion gets laughed at by the judge, and promptly tossed.

Disney, an employee made a mistake, your employee, fucking own it.

I’ve never wanted to be a round of cheese more XD

In post Soviet Russia, Ukraine invades you

Every trumped out ride I’ve ran into has always driven like the most lawless asshat. They’re usually, speeding, tailgating, cutting people off, etc. Law and order? riiiggghhht.

Ah yes, the industry first MaaS. What will they think of next. nuclear facepalm