Kleptocracies gonna klept 🤷

That’s the thing…there is no brain cell

Nah .ml dying is great for the fediverse. Actually the denizens of .ml dying irl would be great for the world too

The motal is he should have had socks too?

Whom vs who of ballistics dissembling. If it was a chunk of teleprompter that nicked him the bullet must have been only slightly off.

Damn they could work stone. 2000 years old and still great work

Not my cat but I’ve seen cats just do this randomly in sleep

Worse ways to go

Adorable

Gotta say I read the article and Musk never says anything like knowing Trump will lose to Harris.

Is this cause he wouldn’t confirm the amount he’s donating?

Improvements in tracking, spyware, advertising… ie general shitification.

It’s only faster at gaming…oh wait it’s slower at that too

Sadly, this appears not to be the case. Burnie all the way

Nearly! Wow.

The media teams on here chose poorly with this one…cops aren’t exactly popular

Harris is highly disliked. You can’t polish her no matter how much the media teams try. Open conference is the way to go.

Bernie aoc ticket all the way

Get your act together Ireland! Do it for trek!

I swear this is the strangest racism I’ve seen in a while

Harris has less chance than Biden. Literally just grab a Labrador, put a blue tie on him and let him do the job - better chance getting elected than Harris.

Or maybe pour some money into Haiti so it isn’t such a hell hole instead?

The best option isn’t just…everyone leaves

Harris to donors:

I know I’m not popular but luckily the presidency isn’t a popularity contest…oh wait.