cmhickman358 [he/him]

I would be more distracted by this sign in an office than my phone. Why does this superhero have a dress shirt and tie under his super shirt? Is the hand holding the phone coming out of the tie? Given that we can see the edges of the cape coming out from behind the 🚫 but nothing else, does that mean this person is a triple amputee super hero, missing their legs and right arm? The questions are endless

Fucking belting all of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits

Oh fuck I never looked at it like that, it’s the artwork from a song I really like and I just saw cool hammer sickle flag and it activated the hamster wheel in my brain

My grandma’s secret blend of herbs and spices

Edit: To my shame I posted a flag from a music video (Was ist Hier Los? by Eisbrecher for any interested) without thinking about what it might represent, I will accept whatever consequences are deemed appropriate for such a transgression.

-Neoliberal

-Slightest amount of decency

Pick one