We literally have none of those things.

Edit: except perhaps the citizenship certificate but I’ve never seen one before, but yeah they exist. We don’t have ranked voting, and elections aren’t holidays, although your employer must give you paid time off to vote, like 3 hours, and there are exceptions of course, like truckers for some reason don’t get the time off.

Nah it’d be fine, just stay in the shade bro.

Bought a new computer, threw the old one out.

I don’t know about all that, but I did catch his appearance on the American version of Whose Line Is It Anyway?…

https://youtu.be/b-r4Flc_d2M?si=l3MB5RJu48lWBbRj

Use etc-keeper, saves everything in a git repo and integrates with a bunch of package managers. Been using it for decades it feels like now.

Morpheus: “Free… your… mind “ as he jumps an impossible gap between two high rise buildings.

Neo: “aww hell naw.”

‘Member when Trump said he’d take guns without due process? Like he literally said that.

https://youtu.be/yxgybgEKHHI?si=5WjokT9mD_4VQ46T

Do non-Catholics not know the general shape of a cross? A lowercase T?

I predict Trump will make a day-one promise to remove this tariff calling it terrible, just terrible.

I mean, it’s right there in the name.

That movie was played completely straight, where there was no dummy comedic relief character. They were all scientists and it was very serious. They wanted to make their own 2001 A Space Odyssey but ended up making a high production Plan 9 From Outer Space. I remember when it came out that all of the interviews with the actors and De Palma were so serious and self-important and after the movie came out they just seemed delusional. The movie is comically bad in terms of … literally everything. Even Gary Sinese’s hair, man. Even the hair.

That movie was beyond stupid. I think I even saw it in the theatre. There’s like 3 billion base pairs in a strand of human DNA and Sliders over here uses his space skittles to form like a dozen base pairs and proclaims it’s his perfect woman’s DNA. That wouldn’t be enough for a bacterium’s ass let alone a human being, your perfect woman is severely broken dude.

Are you perhaps thinking of the Brian De Palma film Mission To Mars? Where Jerry O’Connell makes a DNA shape using skittles or some shit?

‘Member when Bobcat Goldthwait did the Montreal Just for Laughs festival in 1994? Every Canadian who had a cable package growing up ‘members.

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

Yeah, eh?

Just for the sake of comparison, Alphabet had $308 billion in revenue and $74 billion in profit in 2023 if I’m reading the numbers correctly. But they need cheaper labour.

Eighty five American dollars for that? To what amounts to probably $3 in wholesale crap from a container drop?

It was just locker room talk about extrajudicial killings of people who inconvenienced him slightly.

If you woke up with stilts on one day wouldn’t you be confused? Seems self-evident that ants would be too. Like, “I don’t remember going to bed with stilts on, wtf man, what was I on last night?”