I’m gay, in a county where most of the play is deeply closeted guys who can’t host and want a blowjob in the woods. You kneel on a pinecone a few times, you find yourself investing in kneepads. Lol

I keep a pair of these in my car for dates

Pre code movies are amazing. My mom watches a ton of them on YouTube, and I’ll watch a lot of the time, too. They’re genuinely hilarious to watch a lot of the time, because they showcase just how much hasn’t changed. You feel like, because of media, we practically invented a lot of stuff in the last generation or two, only to watch Mae west talk about mirrors on her ceiling or Marlene Dietrich dress in dress.

Your spirit was willing but your flesh was spongy and bruised, I take it

Oh! As in, should you be an outside observer, and grabbing the whole planet, you’d be able to feel houses on its surface if it were the size of a golf ball?

Presumably you’d feel like crushing under your fingers like the hairs on a kiwi lol

uncap the house… make congressperson a remote job, keep them in their districts.

I can’t say that’s my ideal solution (as it doesn’t involve completely rewriting our constitution), but that’s honestly the best solution we have to most of our problems. Completely uncap, remote congress, 1 per 30k. At that point, we’d be pretty close to a real democracy. There’s no reason why it couldn’t be a remote job. Stay in your fucking district where we can yell at you when you fuck up. In fact, there should be a law about how many days per year they can be out of their district. Live with, work with, know the people you represent. And with that many congressional reps, it’d be hard as hell to bribe enough of them.

I’m sure there’s some actual science thing they’re referencing here, but I don’t understand it. Who can’t feel houses?

May you be constantly thirsty, but well hydrated all day.

Death by snu snu?

you do not matter

You have no idea how much I needed to hear that right now

Fellow American, given the cost of living, I feel like I’d need refugee status to get out of the methbelt red states

Yeah, back in my more politically hopeful/naive days, I dreamt of it, too. :(

My only British friend is apolitical (and a bit of a dumbass, if I’m being honest). What’s brexit like for your average Brit? I can’t imagine having the right to just move (almost) anywhere in Europe and getting that ripped away from me, but I’ll admit, I don’t really know any of the other repercussions of leaving the EU.

Me, neither! I might be the only one who would have freaking loved a Wesley led series, though. Lol

Government so small it fits not only within your bedroom, but within your uterus!

Should I Google otherkin? I don’t mind learning about other people’s kinks, but I recently saw the pictures of the dude who finished in a shoe box every time, and now I’m more careful with what I search all willy nilly.

I mourn the loss the Key West, and… Not much else, geographically speaking.

I had one! My dad got it at a flea market, and all my friends thought we were rich. Lmao

I’m 6’3, 300 pounds, built like a linebacker. Shaved head. There aren’t a lot of clothes that look good on me and actually fit (finding a shirt long enough is hell). I tend to wear jeans and wife beater with an unbuttoned collared shirt in the summer, and flannel in the winter. I also tend to wear the shoes the podiatrist gives me (for now. So long medical insurance after 2025).

I have 100 percent been confused for a skin head on numerous occasions. If I’m leaving Walmart after dark, women will rush to their cars if I have to pass close by. I don’t blame them. It sucks, but I’m glad they’re acting on their safety over my feelings. But it does still hurt my feelings. :/

As a bottom, I assure you, most of the time I’m the one setting the pace