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No. And in this case it was probably an accountant or other operations worker in the company’s treasury management department. Almost certainly not a finance bro.

And if you don’t meet the minimum requirement it’s going on your permanent record!

Tell that to the dashboards that track my in-office days.

Y’all could’ve just looked up the numbers on immigrants as a percent of population:

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/immigration-by-country

Lauridsen, especially this collection: https://open.spotify.com/album/6FJTo2DbWQhDJDwl1gVMfS?si=ugwLyvceRn6qhSzzkpBPWw&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A6FJTo2DbWQhDJDwl1gVMfS

In a comment you mentioned you’re the team lead. Maybe you already are, but just in case: stop thinking about it in terms of the individual personal relationship and start thinking about it in terms of the team dynamic. It’s unlikely this only affects you, so even if their individual work performance is fine, does their behavior affect other people’s performance or happiness at work? If it’s affecting others negatively it’s your responsibility to protect them and their work output, even if that means finding a new team for this person or documenting a path to letting them go altogether.

I don’t envy you. Good luck.

This is what we do at work.

I prefer to spin the wheel of destiny.

Tune the radio to NPR and hope Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me is on.

Heightened class awareness and solidarity maybe? A person can dream.

We’re so fucked.

For anyone wondering like me:

A Tannoy is a system of loudspeakers used to make public announcements, for example at a fair or at a sports stadium. [British, trademark]regional note: in AM, use public address system.

Hahahahah cool. I learned Home Assistant because I was tired of getting blinded by full power lights when I pee at night.

How’d you set it up? Vibration, sound, power sensor or something else?

Lego Batman. If you haven’t seen it, go; go now.

For whatever it’s worth I don’t see anything Meta or Facebook related on my Pixel 4 running Android 13.

Dude, she told you all her kids were crabs. This is on you.

Damn dude, self compiling with your own OTAs is rad as hell. Kudos to you for getting and keeping that running.

This is obviously a sign you need to be medicated

Rad! What’s the new job? If you don’t mind sharing publicly that is.

Incorrect. With those ears it’s obviously a teenager; you should feed it adderall and put it in the shower.