idk, i still get an insane amount of joy from lighting up fictional bigots. it’s a special treat. :)

it’s a day that ends in “-y”, prepare for unlimited gamer cope. 🤷🏼

i tried lucid dreaming before, and it always evolved into the equivalent of what would happen if you snuck up on a person tripping on DMT and told them that demons were coming for them. i don’t think this’ll work as great as they think…

they’re both from Athens 💅✨

is “feeding the hog” the new euphemism we’re using?

don’t forget the ortolan bunting. French cuisine is pretty Caligulan

love when it’s for those weight loss wraps. “i was a dickhead in school to you, and now the only reason i’m contacting you is to tell you you’re fat and steal your money.” incredible.

sauntering vaguely downward?

it’s the difference between a creepy dude in a trench coat telling you to reach into his pocket, and your grandma telling you to reach into her purse.

if the prisoners learn life skills that could lead to gainful, legal employment, how are they supposed to be forced back into the system for free labor?

you mean a subreddit made to bootlick a corporate entity is bootlicking a corporate entity? woah