The phrase “never bring a gun to a knife fight” is referring to intelligence not bravery.

Damnit don’t Beetlejuice them.

I try not judge these folks too harshly, they must be in incredible pain.

When am I ever going to need to know how to fight a pudding monster?

Oh sure, blame the capitalist.

Maybe they’re a Cinnamon Deviant cross class build.

Aggressively recouping your over leveraged junk loans is indication of economic health?

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My bad

Less of a silk road and more of a yoke.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

I’m about to give them some reasons.

I’m curious what “lost a fight” looks like to a vet when there were no visible wounds.

Heart shaped tator was lit.

You murder cats?!

It’s the polonium.

The options are enticing.

You can’t fake Andre the giant. It comes from the heart.

Maybe they were just worried and in their own weird way it came from a place of love. I don’t know, but as my own failures pile up I just hope my kids know I’m trying.

I don’t know, if my run ends after being rich and famous and fucking around in a hot tub, I’m pretty sure you don’t get to complain.