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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023

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  • Ricky : [to Randy]  Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some “ja-lap-ano” chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I’ll hang out with you for a bit.

    Randy : Does anyone else want anything while I’m down there?

    Julian : [pronouncing Jalapeño correctly]  Yeah, pick me up a bag of Jalapeño chips.

    Ricky : Jalapeño? What flavor is that?

    Julian : Ricky, the J is silent. You’re saying it wrong.

    Bubbles : The J is like an H, Ricky. “Hal-a-peeno”, not “ja-lap-ano”.

    Ricky : [confused]  What in the fuck are you guys talking about?

    Bubbles : “Hal-a-peeno”. That’s how you pronounce it.

    Ricky : I know how to pronounce it! I ordered fuckin’ ja-lap-ano!


  • I’m 38 and am a night owl. I work a 8-5. During holidays I drift HARD to staying up late and waking up late. I’m in the Eastern time zone and it’s 12:46 a.m. EST. FML.

    It’s a bitch when I have to go back. I’ve been a night owl since high school. My mom is one. Everyone I associated with in high school was one. In HS I worked a pizza job and regularly closed the store late at night and stuck around to shoot the shit.