Yeah, but how do I know that what you just wrote isn’t another conspiracy theory? I’m just so confused

I got hooked on that no shipping and Amazon Video for a short while, but I haven’t missed ordering from then in the last 8 or so months since I cancelled. As far as missing the video, yarr, avast ye hearties!

I wish that I had Chesse’s girl

I read PenisDuckCuck9001’s comment, and who can really argue with what PenisDuckCuck9001 is saying?

That’s what this cis dad is called. Or at least this is how all sentences start in this house.

Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean

Jordy, you lunkhead!

No W, then?

It’s Never Cloudy in Philadelphia.

Until something gooier comes along.

(really I just saw an opportunity to use “gooier” for the first time and I just couldn’t pass it up)

To collect the space dust, we need a Dyson vacuum.

https://falconmovies.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/race6.jpg

Also you said tit Ook OOk OOK HOOHOO HAHOO!

And the worse my eyes get, the more fun reading becomes!

I’m convinced that this is the Shredder origin story.

You got lucky. I did that once and my engine never started again :(

I should have been saying it like that all along, but, you know, woulda, coulda, shoulda!

Would never say that in public, he’s a private joker.

Dread Kitteh Roberts

NotPennysBoat