You doing okay, my dude?

We call this Prince Pretty Paws in our house.

I’m convinced Henry Kissinger made a deal with a demon back in the 60s that feeds him the souls of babies to keep him alive.

I loved that in the Republican debate I hate watched, they mentioned how the percentage of Americans that are proud to be American has plummeted. Then all of the Presidential candidates gave a bunch of non-answers.

I was being dense haha. I wasn’t thinking police would actually be that opportunistic, but of COURSE they are. Especially small town Kansas. Gestapo shit.

So I’m just slightly confused. They were investigating the police chief while simultaneously also dealing with the drunk Karen restauranteur? Seems like the police were issued a warrant to raid the homes per the restauranteur investigation? Does anyone understand the connection with the police chief or am I just being dense?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/media/2023/08/13/marion-county-record-raid-kansas-newspaper/#

Cat.

A house fly. Almost lost my life right after this photo was taken with how fast he jumped up.

Little late to the party, but I was trying to catch a flight to see my long distance boyfriend. I was supposed to leave right after class (I was in college) but decided to take my time and run by my house to pick up a few things and chat with my roommates. Well, there was a ton of traffic and I ended up having to sprint through the airport to my gate. I had a backpack and was sprinting in flip flops, wearing a dress. Didn’t feel my dress riding up, caught in my backpack, as I ran, so I guarantee half that airport saw my bare ass (I now wear shorts under my dresses). Got to the gate as the plane was pulling away from the gate and started SOBBING, knowing my kind of dick boyfriend would yell at me and say I told you so. The gate agents took pity on me, crying with my butt hanging out, and moved me to a next morning flight at no charge.

Why is god his penis? God I hate Ben Garrison.

I loved 3. Granted, it was my first Borderlands game, but I thought it was a lot of fun.