Ha ha! Well done!

If u make privacy illegal then only cops, spooks, governments, billionaires and other criminals will have privacy. FTFY.

Now I’m hurting my head by thinking about traveling faster than 370 km/s in the opposite direction to Earth…

In Europe many stores hand out coin-sized plastic tokens that unlock the cart. You still want to get your token back at the end of a shopping trip, though, and take the cart back to the cart queue (which I assume is the real purpose of the coin lock things).

Coffee Mug Phrases need a sub on the Reddit!

I was head of an IT department at the time and distinctly remember telling everyone in a team meeting that this “micro-blogging” was pointless, going nowhere and we should ignore it. Wrong!

I live in France… this is normal for us.