Ahhh, he’s allergic to cats. I feel his pain
Ahhh, he’s allergic to cats. I feel his pain
I don’t know if they still exist. But there were these machines in casinos that took dollar bills, and always seem to pay out really well. 1 of paper equals 4 of coin everytime.
I take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s
100% this. My wife and I are both white, but our daughter was born black. Crazy how those genetics work
The job hunt is much less annoying when you’re already employed though. No real rush, and you can be very picky.
Tinder 2016, the glory days. From what I hear, that shit is a cesspool now
Orange juice product, made with (drops) of real orange!
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. And it’ll happen to you too!
Walk away from police? Jail.
Walk towards police? Believe or not, also jail!
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Jesse, what the hell are you talking about?
1st law of thermodynamics: best you can do is 100% efficiency.
2nd law of thermodynamics: haha jk
Both sides are the same! \s
Of course you’ll live longer! Now we can raise the age of retirement. We promise you’ll live long enough to see it. Almost there!
This sounds like a great opportunity just to fuck around, make a mess, troll. What are they gonna do? Fire me?
Call an ambulance. But not for me
Have we checked his midichlorian count?
Naa, more like steins gate.
I know what I’m watching on ESPN the Ocho tonight!