Well it usually goes female name, male name, female, so on

So probably more like a Typhoon Kenshiro or Typhoon Guts lol

Just the once, but it was from a human so it was pretty shit

Out of curiosity what’s their fine for regular public indecency, like, urinating in an alley? I’d imagine it’s literally cheaper for a trans person there to piss on the side of city hall than it is a regular god damn restroom

What an awful little shitville

Gavin, if you’re reading this thread, don’t worry bb, I never forgot to keep hating you

Always have water, often have a second beverage with caffeine

Most tubular brah

And while I hate that, it isn’t going to result in me buying any of said shit tier snack

I say this as someone who claims Dark Souls 2 as their favorite: nah, 2 is markedly more linear than Demon’s or 1, less so than 3

The town bit is so uncannily spot, Christ

Huh, neat. Yeah, I’m American so there was no tradition or anything with my story, I was just buzzed at a show

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It’s not very strange per se, but I stole a completely regular unmarked glass, by accident, because I finished it right as the next band came on and being kinda drunk I just crammed the glass into my coat pocket so I could clap and generally be enthusiastic

Still have the glass, haha. Can’t think of anything else I’ve brought home besides maybe a napkin or flyer or something

The guyliner really brings them out, and I think he thinks that’s good

To make driving more appealing, I suggest living in an unwalkable American Midwest purgatory where there’s fuck-all to do but watch tractors circle fields or meth

You will begin to associate the positive emotions of escape and freedom with driving, which will make you enjoy it a lot more

Your mileage may vary, but it worked great for me

The Lizardman Constant is 4%

Maybe do something like siphon all but 3% of the gas from the tank and let a similar amount of air from their tires

But I thought there were no cats in America?

but if they aren’t working for you, pay someone else

My realtor was never on time to a single showing. He never knew the answer to any question without taking time to look it up himself. He couldn’t remember my specifications and his reading comprehension was non-existent as I had to repeat myself many, many times to get any kind of point across.

If I hadn’t gotten my house when I did, I would have dropped him. If I were any other kind of business owner and one of my employees acted like that people would think I was a fucking moron for keeping them on.

Your realtor is your employee. Don’t be afraid to fire them for shitty performance.

Amen, my phone doesn’t do a thing to draw my attention unless someone is actively calling me or I have willed it do so for an extremely limited amount of time.

It feels so natural to toss my phone aside and not touch it again for a couple hours, it seems weird to me there are people that, like, cannot do that without anxiety