I heard if you ingest huge quantities of bananine, you will see the golden path humanity must walk, but will be condemned to life as a half banana, half human monstrosity.

In the end, we all ghost everyone.

Pass me some apostate-o chips while I log in then!

Awesome. Your next step should be: getting appointed to the hooded and robed “council that decides the intrinsic worth of every human endeavor and inculcates this via subliminal carrier wave to the whole species”.

Make that “maybe” come true kiddo!

Or, alternatively, one might opt to look at the world around them whilst they are using public transportation, instead of solipsistic immersion into a screen.

I was led to understand that “terminally online” was an undesirable state to exist in.

I am Jack’s Lungs. I breath in soot and particles and eventually they cause cancer and I kill Jack.

That’s how that shit works, homes. Not a thing to “idk whatev” about.

Ok but maybe a counterpoint is we are overestimating the ability of the atmosphere and ocean to absorb CO2 and maintain a habitable planet. I’d rather store isotopes in the earth (where they came from anyway) than carbon in the air.

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I even felt the wind from that one.

I mean, look at his picture! That’d creep me out too. Grayscale, unshaven smoker looking guy.

It should also be a strong strong signal to stop listening to the apes that are hoarding all the bananas, and instead, eat that banana-hoarding abhorrence.

You have such a singular wit! I bet they trot you out when the party gets boring.

Yeah. Sorry, you are negating my very existence with this comment and I’m fucking right here and one billion percent in the working class socioeconomic strata. GTFO with your broad stroke generalizations.

They’re both idiots.

Done went from being the guy we’d kill if we had a time machine to the guy we voted for in less than a decade. Pretty impressive trick.

So, a Splinternet?

Yeah “weak party” because weak, inferior, racist assholes can’t see past their own shriveled, pasty white micropeens. But somehow when Layton was running the show it was up and coming. No knock on the guy, he was fantastic too, but being a white dude is categorically all it takes in this hemisphere. QED; the US election.

Let’s handily gloss over the fact that we got a federal dental plan because of this “weak party” that “panders”. IMO they hold the liberals feet to the fucking fire and definitely earned my vote again.

Yep. This cluster fuck all but guaranteed our political dick-pendulum will swing right very shortly.

Former Albertan here. One of the big reasons I bought and EV was specifically to extend a clear middle finger that shithole wanna-be Mini-MAGA government. Alberta as a place is great, as a people, eh… needs a bit of work, but as a legislative assembly, it’s essential Mordor with coal-rolling orcs.

Fuck 'em.

What a waste of atoms that ‘thing’ is. May it suffer greatly before they are permanently rearranged into a nonliving format. May the universe learn from it’s mistake.