i’m sorry, but, sploot?

it may have been full of conspiracy and fascist dogwhistles, but that is still probably the most coherent thing i’ve ever seen attributed to the fucker. ain’t no way he wrote that.

your kid goes for a walk? believe it or not, straight to jail.

the only difference between a billionaire who believes in climate change and one who doesn’t is that one of them is gonna spend more on a sweet apocalypse bunker with gold plated slurpee machines. neither would do anything about it if it hurt their bottom line.

but then we wouldn’t get to see the pretty boat!

statistically, if he wins, he’s likely to sit for life even if he doesn’t cancel future elections (or however he plans to suppress democracy), because, you see, he is very old and likely to die soon (but probably not soon enough for my taste).

shuffling is a wildly different dance

i thought they looked cool, until i saw one in person. i honestly expected them to be about 30% smaller. they’re stupidly gigantic in real life.

it’s not merely possible, it’s obvious!

it is not, but you should stop anyways. anything else you’re enjoying? better to just knock that off, just in case.

they didn’t say they used any kind of LLM though? they literally just kept a copy of the assignment (in plain text) to reference. did you use an LLM to try to understand their comment? lol

unless you buy a game that later adds denuvo, of course

i’ve been to a hair salon that smelled like shit, does that count?

how is this a shitpost and not just, y’know, horrifying?

you mean arena 5, surely?

the decision of whether or not to pursue an official diagnosis is a pretty personal one. there’s a lot of variables, depending on your individual situation, but yeah there’s not usually a whole heck of a lot of material benefits if you aren’t still in school.

most adults who go for a doctor’s diagnosis do so because they value getting that second, professional, opinion on the matter. it can help settle down all that second guessing. but, it isn’t strictly necessary. most autistic communities are perfectly fine with self-diagnosis; you can learn the diagnostic criteria yourself and do your own research, and no random doc is gonna know you better than you know yourself.

most people who are gonna go bald start going bald before they hit 30.

not everybody goes bald, and hair dye is fairly cheap and readily available. this isn’t mysterious or anything.

the title of this post really seems to be advocating for making sure trump wins (or at least for harris losing, which in the US’s two party system, amounts to the same thing). though i don’t know what it has to do with putin.

braking and honking do not always apply to the same situations. both are necessary safety features that should absolutely not cost extra.