Hard to imagine that this fuckwit was Person of the Year after 9/11

If men could get pregnant, there would be drive-through abortion clinics every 5 miles

You forgot the activists protesting for zombie’s rights to eat our brains

Same for software development. Create a ticket or piss off, I will not do undocumented/uncredited work.

Tbf, Lemmy is a place to unwind for many people, we have enough boring exhausting shit going on irl.

Oh heavens no, will someone please think of the advertisers!!!

Meh what’s the difference, a digital nonsense machine or an IRL nonsense machine, both with 0 accountability

Wait do people actually not like celery? I eat it as a snack

Does the ped in your username stand for pedantic? :P

Your computer already does all of this, It’s just that you are now able to access the data yourself

Babe wake up, the new stupid thing has dropped

I heard the “pop” noise

True, but I would rather buy a dozen quality $0.99 games with high replay value (still fun 13+ years later) than several dozen “””free””” ad-filled games that constantly bug you for a $3.99/week subscription to get more BullshitCoins

No they didn’t. I have a 1st gen iPad loaded with old versions of popular games (e.g. Jetpack Joyride, Angry Birds) and there are literally zero ads and in-app purchases.

Actually you are the snake, and for some reason you have to drag this stupid meat suit around

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and even what we produce?

We can’t even get 4 programmers to agree on how to produce something, if you really think you can get more people than that to agree on what to produce, you are really naive.

Yeah this is not really selling it because most people have a negative amount of interest in more bugs

This reads like something Mark Corrigan would say on Peep Show lmao

60m2 for people who don’t know yee haw units