Ah, how the turn tables.

Yep, that tracks.

“We” don’t get it at all, if we don’t want to.

because I refuse to subscribe to the world that needs them.

Can’t see that biting you in the ass, down the way.

No, numeracy is when you goin’ around in public and ain’t got no clothes on.

In Louisiana, they think numeracy is what gets you run outta town or burned alive, and they’re not entirely wrong there either, historically speaking.

10.0.2.1 fixed coveting to close loophole inv. neighbors’ wives, daughters, and all other livestock

(for clarity: “holy” books are largely penned by bigoted pedos. full stop.)

You know the ones who, at the same time, want to pay people to “support boomers” a non-livable wage are many of the same ones who need the boomers’ vote to stay in power… Something tells me the solution to both problems is in there… 🤷🏼‍♂️

Where can I register to receive your newsletter, fellow citizen?

LetMeSoloHer did it in his diaper and for free, noobs! 🤩🔥🤌🏾

RemindMe whenever Nintendo first sues someone for making a Tifa lifemate AI and marrying it.

What. Public restrooms no longer a safe place for homophobes to suck cock by proxy? I thought that was classic Republican 101 stuff right there. What has the world come to‽

If you must use the word “very”

To describe yon twig & berries

You’re unlikely a “cleric of Gond” 🤷🏼‍♂️

It’s still Destiny: a pay-to-win grindfest PoS. Side question: I wonder how the marketing team accomplished that feat. Oh, wait. 🤌🏽

Not to mention the feeling of flight/weightlessness as a symptom of its effects — and the tradition of drying it on the boughs/sprays of pine trees it grows under being the source of the lighted Xmas tree tradition. 🤘🏽

The fact that the reply used “hieroglyphics” and cats have been pulling this shit longer ago than those were used as written language… And said poster’s argument was that “someday” that wouldn’t be the case?

Have they met a fucking cat?!

I guess you didn’t read the news?

So is John Mulaney. Again. Yass.

I’m a fan for yet another reason? Yeah. That checks out.

::womp.wommmp::