Does a bear shit in the woods?

Look at how art fared in Nazi Germany.

Surely it should be “cleaned the bin”, right? Dialect issues complicate things but the basic problem seems to be that the joke is just ungrammatical.

“Accused” adulterer? The fuck? That’s a matter of public record.

All right wingers support the imposition of the right’s hypocritical version of Christianity regardless of their personal beliefs.

I’m really enjoying the schadenfreude.

But the one in your pocket is fine?

Same general idea, yeah.

I think in this instance “toilet” means something like cleaning up.

Look up a brand called Tenga.

To a conservative, not being evil makes you a lib.

Damn. I worked for Google for almost 10 years and I had no idea.

Maybe. What matters is that most of the crew had no involvement in what happened.

I can’t take anyone who says “commie” seriously. It’s like hearing an adult say they need to go potty.

She sent a very clear message to the customer that his shitty, entitled, and borderline threatening behavior will not be tolerated. Seems to me like she made the world a slightly better place.

Is it just me, it does the headline suggest they’re running experiments on brains in jars, as opposed to full human beings?

Imagine signing up to work on a boat and then being held hostage in a foreign country for months because the captain fucked up.

I didn’t think the kind of people who would kill their neighbors’ trees think that way.

IANAL but I didn’t think you can hire someone to commit a crime for you without exposing yourself to a lot of liability. People are certainly prosecuted for hiring someone else to commit murder.

Probably depends on the onion. Some varieties are not hot at all and kind of sweet. Still wouldn’t want to eat one like an apple, though.