Saving this picture, in case I ever eat something poisonous i can use it to throw up immediately.

I don’t get the last panel. somebody please explain.

what a muppet.

Wait, that’s exactly how i tidy up my kitchen!

… or a plastic toy snake, a pair of headphones, a Mathias Quiet Clicky keyboard switch, 2 random screws, a N95 mask, assorted coins, an acorn, a notebook and pen…

Well, can’t argue with that, my doctor agrees.

Well fucking thanks. Fat chance of me enjoying this moment now. Instead I just feel bad for all the moments missed and mortality in general.

No. I take my cat as an example. If it fits, it sits.

fair.

This is my new answer to the “what super power would you like” question.

Why do you want to put harddisks into an air purifyier?

I’d go with wipeout on PS1 but we can agree to disagree.

Destimy has a “Plague doctor” skin on sale for the “hunter” class this episode. (or this week? no idea.)

Just saying…

Ehm. Yes?

NO, IM FINE. ITS ALLERGIES.

I now know why i needed a 3d printer in my life. I thought it was to fix things in the household, and prototyping. No. Now I understand it’s true purpose.

this is a mastodon post, part of the same “network” as lemmy instances. Should it not be possible to have this kind of post as an actual post instad of a screenshot?

For a time i had a black document suitcase as a school bag because i was cool. (somehow no one thought that was cool)

That is the type of burn that requires a broom and dust pan instead of a cream.

In a similar situation, i just looked at my wife and said “you owe me 5€.”