Everyone knows that fat people just sit around all day not working!!

Let me introduce you to the United States of America…

My insurance costs zero. That’s popular!

“very popular private health insurance”

I’m not an American, but I suspect this is a lie…

Well, shock me coloured, that IS a big surprise.

I’m giving you a virtual pat on the back for that comment.

This is not Captain Blood. This is: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Blood_(video_game)

What a beautiful cunt.

Privatised water companies you say? England is way ahead of the shit curve.